Gwar – “The Ultimate Bohab”
14/11/10
(Lyrics) He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie Zit-scarred and unpopular He’s at the show alone Running his mouth to no one at all Later he cries bitter tears He met his idol and he got punched All he wanted was an autograph The smell of his acne, it’s heavily bunched He fell down and everyone laughed You’re the Ultimate Bohab Stricken with gout If you don’t have any drugs then get the fuck out Bohab! Bohab! It’s your dream come true Your crummy fanzine got a GWAR interview! You’ll ask the questions, it all goes to tape! but ask the wrong one and your ass will get raped! But not by a dude, that would be gay! But if that’s what the band wants I guess it’s OK! We’re not going to rape you…yet, so don’t you fret it! You brought a woman with you, and now she’s gonna get it! Cause’ this is how we roll, this is what we do We’re fucking your girlfriend right in front of you And we know that’s not your girlfriend, by the way… She’s only with you because you got her backstage And you gave her…money You’re the Ultimate Bohab Stricken with gout If you don’t have any drugs then get the fuck out Bohab! Bohab! Your pock marked face makes her sick As soon as she’s in there she’s getting the dick But not from you, from the entire band So whip out your cock and lay a wad in your hand Soon she is dead, but before we chuck her Come on over here kid, there’s still time to fuck her! A festering hole where there used to be a crotch We feed …
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Video Rating: 4 / 5
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@Orklord90 i think this is the funniest song i have ever heard from any band i ever listened to. gwar is amazing.
Comment by jarresonzorger — November 14, 2010 @ 10:43 am
@philmo224 hahahahahahaha awesome
Comment by 666WormInfested666 — November 14, 2010 @ 11:32 am
this is the first thing that came up when i looked up “why yours dick over there chuck?”
D
Comment by philmo224 — November 14, 2010 @ 11:35 am
@666WormInfested666
It’s 25, Lust in Space was the 25th Anniversary Album
Comment by InquisitorClock — November 14, 2010 @ 12:12 pm
u said it 666worm lordi is just a bunch of fags in cute costumes! GWAR is real!
Comment by JohnMartin2009 — November 14, 2010 @ 12:45 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha, YES, thank you 666worm
Comment by xxxguitargodxxx1989 — November 14, 2010 @ 1:33 pm
oh nooooooo!!!!!!! NOT RAPE! my delicate fag sensibilities have been violated! BAN THEMB!
Comment by goatshredder — November 14, 2010 @ 2:07 pm
Run on back to momma.
Comment by goatshredder — November 14, 2010 @ 3:06 pm
you forgot bestiality, necrophilia, hating humans, penises, dirty diseased vaginas, politics and lots of other stuff, so go back to your gay ass anime and the those poser fags lordi
Comment by 666WormInfested666 — November 14, 2010 @ 3:57 pm
Plus, the only thing they singing is about just rape, sex, drugs, alcohol, burps, farts and all that disgusting shit stuff. They’re awful!
Comment by AkatsukiFan505 — November 14, 2010 @ 4:43 pm
This is the best an’ most hilarious GWAR song i ever heard!!! GWAR RULES THE FUCKIN’ EARTH!! >XD m/
Comment by Orklord90 — November 14, 2010 @ 5:18 pm
ragnarok by far the best gwar album
Comment by samnickoles — November 14, 2010 @ 5:20 pm
dude their first cd came in 1988 so theyve been making cds for like 21 years now and their on tour right now {electile disfuction}.
i think their funniest line is the shes only with you because you got her backstage and gave her money?! laughed my fucking ass off!!! check out their song destroyed
Comment by sepultureofgod1 — November 14, 2010 @ 5:43 pm
Yeah, GWAR is always good for great lyrics for a great song. SHIT! A great album!
Comment by afterimage289 — November 14, 2010 @ 6:04 pm
lol “If your lucky you might get
raped, but not by a dude that
would be gay but if thats what the band wants i guess its O.K!” ll funniest lyrics i ever herd
Comment by matt2037 — November 14, 2010 @ 6:13 pm
more than 20 years…its like 22 or 23 years now
Comment by 666WormInfested666 — November 14, 2010 @ 6:55 pm
WHOA! Hold on, Hey Massacar666… You don’t know who GWAR is?!?! Oh, boy…. please bend over and get ready for the best kind of HELL. They have so many albums that I’ve lost count. Gwar has been kicking our asses for almost 20 years now. Where the fuck have you been. GO BUY ALL THEIR ALBUMS. They cover many different genres of metal and rock, and the F’ing RULE each one.
Comment by dammitjon — November 14, 2010 @ 7:17 pm
yes…it really does…u will never be the same after a live GWAR concert
Comment by 666WormInfested666 — November 14, 2010 @ 7:17 pm
when u see GWAR live ur life is changed 4ever
Comment by blackbirdg90 — November 14, 2010 @ 8:16 pm
it is GWAR
Comment by 666WormInfested666 — November 14, 2010 @ 8:26 pm
who the fukk is this? ive never heard em befor sound kinda weird drums are wicked tho
Comment by massacar666 — November 14, 2010 @ 8:55 pm
to all who watch this:
ODERUS WILL CUM ON YOUR FACE
Comment by 666WormInfested666 — November 14, 2010 @ 8:57 pm
lol. awesome song. thx for uploading.
Comment by OoXSKULLXoO — November 14, 2010 @ 9:53 pm
“If your lucky you might get
raped, but not by a dude that
would be gay” LMFAO!! Damn
that was funny.
Comment by metalchick420 — November 14, 2010 @ 10:32 pm
Very Good IBM (Industrial Black Metal)
recommend
Comment by necromuzix — November 14, 2010 @ 10:36 pm
Black Lodge is the best BlackMetal/Industrial band I am very pleased with what is coming? out of France!Login_Satan!
Comment by c4bo0s32 — November 14, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
Satan is happy.
Comment by SHNS0 — November 14, 2010 @ 11:42 pm
FUCK YEEEESSSS!
Comment by kampfgeschwader — November 14, 2010 @ 11:44 pm